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Control:1. You need to select from the list who you want to call.2. Once selected, the call will begin immediately.3. Press the red handset button to end the call.4. Scroll through contacts using the mouse wheel on a computer or swipe on a phone.
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ATTENTION ALL BRAVE SOULS AND RISK-TOLERANT TALENT—THE LETHAL COMPANY DEMANDS YOUR SERVICE! Answer the call and dive headfirst into an internship like no other, where every shift teeters between career-defining triumph and spectacular disaster. Current employees (and survivors) are summoned to share *uncensored* testimonials: What’s it *really* like navigating our high-stakes environment? Spoiler—expect shattered coffee mugs, near-miss explosives, and paperwork that might just outlive you. Perks include hazard pay (if you survive the probation period), adrenaline spikes on tap, and a lifetime supply of “I told you so” rights. Prove your mettle alongside our chaos-hardened veterans, where innovation isn’t encouraged—it’s mandatory. Submit your application (and waivers) ASAP; we’re *legally required* to fill these roles before the next quarterly disaster strikes. Glory, infamy, or a footnote in the incident reports await—will you clock in or tap out?
